Bonnet covers

Does anyone know the best place to get hold of one? Down in Italy last week my mrs went on the lash and we had a argument which resulted in her keying 'wanker' across the bonnet and i cant polish it out! Thought a cover may be cheaper than spraying it as its silver?

Make her pay for a new bonnet!

I wish! lol

And you gave her a lift home?

Kin ell

It would of been cheaper to sack the bird and buy a new bonnet

Not sure what van you want this for, but look on eBay search this number: 261333387219

This guy seems to have covers for most vans for about £30

I take it you said something that she disagreed with... here show her this..

MAN RULES

AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN FINALLY, the guys' side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.)

WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE

THESE ARE OUR RULES!

PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!

1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.

2. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

3. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

4. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:

SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK! STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK! OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK! JUST SAY IT!

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

2. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.

3. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.

4. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH. IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.

5. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.

6. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE...

7. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS.. PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

8. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

9. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..

10. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY.

1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.

1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!

1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...

Im sure she would appreciate this..

Sorry they are all supposed to be numbered as 1 and not 1 - 10... but thats mtv system for you

That somes life to a tee

BCN EXPRESS ESSEX said:

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Does anyone know the best place to get hold of one? Down in Italy last week my mrs went on the lash and we had a argument which resulted in her keying 'wanker' across the bonnet and i cant polish it out! Thought a cover may be cheaper than spraying it as its silver?

Love is? Dump her ASAP and get a life.

Ordered one off eBay, cheers chaps!

Bloody hell! If my wife had of done that she'd of been walking home for sure and divorce proceedings would of been in place by the time she eventually got back to the uk, just be careful of some of the bonnet covers as they have a tendency to rub the paintwork underneath and after months of flying up and down motorways you could have bare patches were it has rubbed, id personally would get it resprayed

True love never runs smoothly, or so they say!

Silver is a real arse to match, silver is silver is silver until it comes to shade and metallic finish, buying another is the cheap easy option

i would however blag is and get her to rub the old bonnet down to bare metal as penance , give her 1200 grit and tell her the lot has to be removed , it will have rusted by the time shes finished

[True love never runs smoothly, or so they say!] Sounds like being a courier.