Insulting Sat Nav

I know I should probably grow up, but I do love driving through Wollaston in Northamptonshire.

The sat nav always says 'in 300 yards turn right Bell End'. How rude!

No If you listen carefully it was an instruction!!!! It just didn't annunciate it correctly and simply missed out the Comma after turn right!

I'm told this is in South Yorkshire somewhere ?

What about Ugley in essex. Near Bishops Stortford

Yes the infamous Ugley Womens Institute can be clearly seen from the main road...lol

Needless to say the street sign has regularly gone missing! And a lot of Santa Pod visitors have their photo taken by it.

Then there's Idle near Bradford. There is actually an Idle Men's Working Club!!

This may speed things up for potential posters for this thread....

1. Cocks, Cornwall

2. Minge Lane, Upton-upon-Severn, Worcestershire, England

3. Bell End, Worcestershire, England

4. Twatt, Shetland (note, there is another Twatt in Orkney)

5. Sandy Balls, a long-established holiday centre in New Forest, Hampshire, England with a name dating back to Henry VIII

6. Fingringhoe, Essex, England

7. Back Passage, City of London, an alleyway in the EC1 postal district

8. Shitterton, Dorset, England

9. Slag Lane, Merseyside, a residential street in Haydock, England

10. Hole of Horcum, North York Moors, England

11. Fanny Hands Lane, Lincolnshire, England

12. Inchinnan Drive, Renfrewshire, Scotland

13. Cockshoot Close, Oxfordshire, England

14. Funbag Drive, Watford, England

15. Fanny Avenue, Derbyshire, England

16. Beaver Close, Surrey, England

17. Dick Court, Lanarkshire, Scotland

18. Felch Square, Powys, Wales

19. Lickfold, West Sussex, England

20. Rimswell, East Riding of Yorkshire, England

21. Spanker Lane, Nether Heage, Derbyshire

22. Cocknmouth Close, West End, Surrey

23. Friars' Entry, Oxford, Oxfordshire, England

24. Butt Hole Road, Conisbrough, South Yorkshire

25. Cockermouth, Allerdale, Cumbria

26. Fine Bush Lane, Ruislip

27. Ladygate Lane, Ruislip

28. Hornyold Road, Malvern, Worcestershire, England

29. Crotch Crescent, Marston, Oxford, England

30. Cumming Court, Pitville, Gloucestershire, England

You spoilin our fun?

Titty Ho, Raunds, Northamptonshire......

I came across a direction post in Slovenia over the summer to 'Arze'. There was a helpful English translation underneath it, which read 'Arse'.

I'll add in Straight Dykes in East Kilbride, South Lanarkshire.

i`ll add ....... wankum in germany, brest in france, bitche in france, wankdorf in switzerland....

Went through Upper Dicker near Eastbourne not long ago.

I keep having to deal with Dick Heads

Does that count?

Where's that??

F***** Everywhere....lol

Are you having a bad day then speed....lol

No not at all...just sayin

Nicotine withdrawal symptoms....

Maybe i get less tolerant as i get older. Just seems to be a lot more Stoopids around nowadays than when i was younger...I swear this Yank yesterday had to be one of the dummest i've ever dealt with. It was quite frightening...lol

Do you remember Basil Fawlty leaning down and picking something up off the floor sayin " Is this piece of your brain"

Priceless episode

Ah speed now you are showing your age....lol...yes i am joking