Just out of interest what's the strangest or most unique thig you've carried.

We've just transported a replica  of the original 1940's olympic torch from school to school  all around the uk for an awareness program.

Just a bit of inquisitive fun.

stuffed dog on a motorbike, some urgent prop for itv

Regular jobs transporting eyes / hearts for NHS

That's great  DEADLINE  transporting Hearts...............

delivered an urn once from the cemetery to the customers house...

Regularly transport cadavers to airports for shipping abroad. Spooky!

I just had to look up the term 'cadaver' as I hadn't come across it before. Not too sure I'd fancy that.

works work. Cant be picky in these times

Let me see 2 pallets of live bees erm? Regular crates heavy has hell (not allowed to know what) to the mod nuclear base in reading 

Heyup manadon, its not too bad! in fact its dead easy!

was there much dead mileage?

Was tigz carrying Zombees???

We must stop this my ribs can't take it

I suppose at least they're not going to start complaining about your driving or telling you that you should have turned left back there.

A crash test dummy from Northamton to Porton Down and it had to be in the passinger seat to avoid any damage to it. The miserable sod never spoke to me all morning.

Not particularly strange, but I took some ski's to London this afternoon.

Picked up a homing pigeon from Newcastle once that had got lost

The flying washing machine & flying stereo off the tv advert..!!!

RGM Courier Services

I've just remembered another one i personally did, I picked up some make up from Dec's house from Ant and Dec.
It wasn't his it was for his wife, She's a make up artist on strictly come dancing and we took some stuff up to boots in Nottingham.

Nice house on a quiet street not a big mansion.

A pallet of rum. Not unusual until I mention the name - Ron de Jeremy 'The Adult Rum' !

Football boots for a photo shoot starring Christiano Ronaldo
2 x Tickets worth over £3000 for the 2011 Champions League Final 
A hand shake buzzer for the Graham Norton show??!! 
Smurfs for the Jonathan Ross show???!!! 
Horse semen 

GAY porn how did you know ???????????????

Police officer.....Hello thanks for pulling over for me, Now can you tell what's in the back of your van please...

Well officer there's..
Some horse semen 

Sorry officer im actually working for the metropolitan police, its xmas party supplies

it gets worse...the customer we picked up from has to proof em b4 they go out!!!!

It would be even worse if you recognised someone in the video.  ooooh, hey there's  uncle dave...............and his neighbour !!!!!!!

picked some boxes from Manchester airport for the MOD. couple of minutes later got another job picking up airside at the airport from high security area. Found out after that the boxes had live ammunition and a gun in them!! 

I was slightly concerned having Nil Satis Nisi Optimum incorporated in my van signs but now I see a turd on Speed's ad I'm not bothered at all!

as long as everton don't sue you for copyright...don't think we're in breach of anything with our turd....unless you count good taste i guess...lol

As an Everton fan I'm sure the club would be OK about it. As for copyright, it's just a Latin phrase after all and 'Only the best is good enough' is also a phrase that applies to the service I provide. There's no need to go on the defensive about it and try to convince everyone that your ads are better than anyone else's by starting a competition. Jesus!

And please afford the club I have supported since 1963 the courtesy of a capital letter!

I wasn't gettin defensive....i think you must've had a sense of humour by-pass???!!!

it's called havin a bit of fun ffs...jeez

Sorry, when I read your posts again I realized that. If I was able to delete or edit I would have done. Nothing wrong with my sense of humour - after all, I have been supporting Everton for 49 years when my local club growing up was Spurs! Sense of humour or sense of irony? Hmmm

lol...ok...no worries

cheese cake and some bodys dirty washing

Dunhill pen encrusted with 120 diamonds. carried in my shirt pocket to a 20 minute photo shoot ,then return. Instructed not to stop for anyone.
Mind you, that was back in the day when i was paid for skill and knowledge.
35p per mile today buys my special eco efficient package.

An old poorly ladies package to the post office.

£20,000 diamond collar teddy bear from harrods to Reo Ferdinand's missus. 

I had a call on friday night,
lady said that her other half had gone to a village near me to collect some guinea pigs and had got lost on the way back to Poole,
He had got himself to Yeovil and had lost the plot!
I went out to find him and drove down to Poole keeping an eye on the car behind to make sure he was still there!!
even with a satnav on the screen if you loose the plot you loose the plot!!
poor bloke!!

Well I suppose that fresh human semen for use by lesbian recipients must be up there with the strangest - but wishing the delivery point   "better luck this time"   on the third month in a row is not recomended.