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Nottingham & Derby Couriers

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I asked my mechanic how long he had been in the trade, and he said "340 years".

When I asked him how was that possible, he replied

"That is just the estimate".

Speed Couriers Nationwide Ltd

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Two fish in a tank, one says to the other ''How do you drive this thing?'' 

Speed Couriers Nationwide Ltd

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or  I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

Badger Courier Services

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2 blonds walk into a building.... you'd think one of them would have seen it

PTC Sameday

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Mother: "I'm sorry son but your goldfish died today."

Son: "That's strange, he seemed perfectly OK when I cleaned out his cage this morning"

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