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Friday 24th February 2012

A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.

The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls." ...

The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said.

After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer,

she asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow ?"


Coutesy of  offline Darren Brennan, DBC Windsor, cx member.

PTC Sameday

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Friday 24th February 2012

A Rolls Royce pulled out of a golf club onto a main road and the driver saw a hitch-hiker by the side of the road, so stopped to offer him a lift. The hitch-hiker duly accepted a lift and after a while the driver asked him if he ever played golf.


'No', said the hitch-hiker, 'Never interested me really. I wouldn't know the first thing about it.'

He then noticed a couple of golf tees in the ashtray and asked the driver what they were

'Oh', said the driver, 'Those are for putting your balls on before you drive off.;

'Blimey', said the hitch-hiker, Rolls Royce think of everything don't they!'

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